Blockcunt

Coined by JC. This is a woman that sends you shitty, false accusatory or hateful cell phone text messages or emails and immediately blocks you so you can’t respond. A common practice of narcissistic, insecure and bi-polar women in relationships attempting to control or dominate someone.

Tami was a relentless Blockcunt with her frequent text assaults to Ivan. She’d always block him immediately upon sending so that he could not reply just to further piss him off. She even broke up with him that way!

Blockcunt by NotTonight January 31, 2026

Blockcunt

BLOCKCUNT:

- A woman who makes it her routine practice to send spiteful, accusatory and or irritating cell phone text messages and emails to people and immediately blocks them. Her objective is to gain personal pleasure by frustrating and angering recipients by not being able to respond.

- A narcissistic, emotionally insecure or bi-polar woman that gains pleasure by taking cheap shots at people only when she can prevent them from responding

- A piss stain of a woman that gets pleasure out of sending annoying texts and emails and blocks the recipient from responding
- A woman (thief) that deliberately blocks you so she can keep the stuff you left at her place. You can’t arrange to get your stuff

Coined by JC

- Tami was a narcissistic BLOCKCUNT in her efforts to torture Vlad. She’d always accuse Vlad of an imaginary out of state affair to piss him off then make sure he could not respond in true Blockcunt fashion.
- Men, when your woman becomes a Blockcunt, she’s already replaced you and is trying to get you to call it quits so she can blame the relationship on you.

- Tami became a Blockcunt to Vlad so she could keep his ring

Blockcunt by NotTonight January 31, 2026

blockpants 

Somebody with chronic constipation.

"Here I am, Lingus, for your party, blockpants!"

blockpants by Elwood Reuben October 7, 2003

blockbuster online 

A phrase denoting the piracy of movies or TV shows on sites such as the pirate bay, kick ass torrents, etc.

Person 1: I can't access this show.. I don't have (streaming service)...

Person 2: Have you checked Blockbuster online?

blockbuster online by dandyprawn March 30, 2018

Let's make it a Blockbuster night 

Typically used as an alternative for those of the older generation who are still stuck in 20th century, but still want to ask their partner to "Netflix and chill." Instead of committing to a $8.99 per month subscription for Netflix to have sexual relations with one's partner(s), by "making it a blockbuster night" they are only submitting a one time lesser payment for a movie. This movie will be an extremely boring one, but it serves simply to provide background noise while the 2 (or more) engage in sexual relations.

Old Partner 1: Hey girl(s), you sure turn me on. Netflix and chill?

Old Partner(s) 2: I'd/we'd love to, but $8.99 per month is too expensive. Let's make it a Blockbuster night!

Old Partner 1: Wow, what a great idea! That way, we don't have to adapt to today's standards of movie watching, and we don't have to pay $8.99 per month for a Netflix subscription!

**Proceeds to rent a boring movie from Blockbuster and retires to the host's house**

Let's make it a Blockbuster night by A tortured student March 9, 2016

Blockbuster and blowjobs 

When you aren't in the mood for Amazon and anal, Netflix and chill, or Hulu and handjobs and you can only afford blockbuster with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

Laquisha didn't want to do no Netflix and chill and we were out of heroin so we settled on blockbuster and blowjobs.

Blockbuster and blowjobs by NELL RAGE May 25, 2016

bloodcunt crazies 

An alternative term for 'premenstrual syndrome' or 'PMS'.

Dude 1: My girlfriend just trashed my car and set fire to my house!
Dude 2: Wow! What did you do?
Dude 1: Nothing! I think it's just that time of the month!
Dude 2: The bloodcunt crazies, tough luck mate.

bloodcunt crazies by drlukeyboy May 27, 2009