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those unfortunate friends who have the uncanny ability to hunt down the shittiest movies your local Blockbuster has available.

their movie prowess also works in the opposite way, meaning they will reject any movie of substance if they haven't heard of it or if it makes them think about life in any way shape or form.
Friend: "Hey guys! We should watch Moon, I heard it was really good."
Blockbustards: "No way. Why watch that crap when we can watch G. I. Joe?" or "I'll do you one better. How 'bout a Madea movie?!"
by Dr. Sassafrass April 08, 2010
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