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Blockade
Non-specific, preemptive block, preventing a "wah" for the entire statement. (See definitions of block and wah)
Bob: "BLOCKADE. This hot dog is way too big! It almost got stuck in my throat like three times. I just can't swallow things this big anymore.:
Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
Gary: "Nice Blockade, Bob."
Blockade by Israel Lombardozi February 3, 2003
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Blockade fart
This is a purely defensive fart. When another person in the general vicinity launches a stink rocket towards your person the only defense available outside of running away like a little girl being chased by a candy van is to deploy a blockade fart with the hope the it will keep the invading stench from roasting your sinuses.
My buddy dropped a pickled egg surprise. Thankfully I had a blockade fart to protect my perimeter or I would have clawed my nose off
Blockade fart by Slartifartfast December 22, 2017
Blockade Runner
An episode of flatulence where a person farts while simultaneously holding in a poop. The fart effectively "runs" the "blockade" of fecal matter, thus averting the dreaded shart.
Man I'm really touching cloth, I hope this next fart is a blockade runner or I'm going to poop my pants
Blockade Runner by Two Bee or Not May 7, 2026
Blockade Runner
An episode of flatulence in which a person farts while simultaneously holding in a poop. The fart effectively "runs" the "blockade" of fecal matter, thus avoiding the dreaded shart.
Man I'm really touching cloth, I sure hope this fart is a blockade runner or I'm going to poop my pants.
Blockade Runner by Two Bee or Not May 7, 2026
mobile blockade
Any variation of car(s), generally two or more, that all move the same damn speed in multiple lanes. Most often one of the drivers of a blockade vehicle is not paying attention and is in the passing lane, thus making it impossible for other cars to pass.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Drivers of said blockades are oblivious to honking/tailgating/light flashing. They have a sixth sense that keeps them at the exact speed of the car(s) next to them regardless of whether the other car attempts to speed up or slow down.
More often than not, annoyed drivers behind you will ride your ass thinking it will magically lift the blockade making for a most unpleasant experience.
Jeremy: dude whatthefuck you driving so slow for? i gotta drop a dookie
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
Thaddeous: SHUT THE FUCK UP! These commie shitfucks set up a mobile blockade the middle the damn highway. cant drive any faster.
Jeremy: fuck this shit, man
mobile blockade by rikki-bobbi November 4, 2009
Baton Rouge Blockade
Baton Rouge Blockade by Dunlap12345 June 11, 2009
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