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bloatation 

The effect caused by too many carbohydrates or lack of whole grain oils; the opposite of "ripped"
I yam suffering from bloatation today.........my skin looks like a melted candle!
bloatation by wallymarshall September 6, 2003

bloatation 

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.
Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.
bloatation by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

Boatacious 

May you have the most boatacious and merriest dreams!
Boatacious by UniversityDropout February 8, 2019

Bloatation Device 

adj.

To become so bloated you feel as if you could float.
after doing the century club I felt like I was a Bloatation Device.
Bloatation Device by got MILF? August 22, 2006

floatatious 

High ability to float.

Awesome buoyancy properties.
Finis sells floatatious fins.
floatatious by Swimmer Lisa March 22, 2009

Floatatious 

A man or woman who has mastered the art of floating in water and flirting at the same time. A true multi-tasker in the ways of mating.

A very sexy floater.
Woman 1: whoa did you see that guy!
Woman 2: Man I did! He's got the hair, the equipment... He is so floatatious! I could jump his bones right here in the pool!
Woman 2: whoa girl they'll bar us from this pool with talk like that!
Floatatious by ReyMon! December 14, 2010