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Flirtatious Desperation 

The act of turning a completely non-romantic situation into a romantic one because the person is desperate to feel as if someone actually loves them back.
"I think that cute cashier was flirting with me."
"Katie, I don't think someone saying have a nice day is considered flirting."
"No, he's definitely flirting with me. He gave me a bag."
"A bag to put your food in. You have severe Flirtatious Desperation."

flirtatious 

an adverb that describes people who are being inhibitly flirty with the people around them, making passes at anything that moves.
Chris is disgustingly flirtatious, even around other guys.
flirtatious by Hanna June 13, 2004

Birtatious Darrison

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flirtatious side

a side hoe that isn't really a side hoe but you flirt heavily from time to time and for most isn't even considered cheating
Person 1: You got a side hoe
Person 2: not really man, but I got a flirtatious side. I'm not even really cheating

Bloatatious 

(synonym for bloated)

To become bloated due to consumption of many beer or chinese food.
After three plates of chinese food and two beer I was feeling a little bloatatious.

See also bloatation
Bloatatious by got MILF? August 22, 2006

Flirtatious 

S. Tamse ; an adjective that describes people who are being inhibitly flirty with the people around them, making passes at anything that moves especially when at proctoring station or in the library.
Girl to proctor: You're still here
while swiping ID replies
Proctor: Yes, I have been waiting for you....
and gives her a devastating smile :)

Friend looks over at him: You are soooooo flirtatious
Flirtatious by crazy123890 October 19, 2010