Bloaner

A crude combination of blow job and loaner. One who loans his girlfriend to his best friend so she can give him a blow job too.

Billy, I really appreciate this, you're a great bloaner.

by Brembro March 17, 2009

Full Blowner

A variation of the typical boner, the Full Blowner is a boner which has reached terminal capacity in both girth and length, pulsating and throbbing almost uncontrollably. It is almost always at a 180 degree angle to one's stomach, unless it is naturally crooked. The Full Blowner typically occurs just before ejaculation and has a short life span.

"Dude, that full blowner is worth writing home about!"

by hollywoody November 5, 2009

Blozner

The act of a rather wet and sloppy blowjob

You get a blowjob last night of that girl?

Yeah but she wasn't very good, it was a right blozner!

by Interyanan April 20, 2015

bloaterface

British slang for an overweight person. This can also be used when describing a swell to the face. Is often used as an insult. Most probably derives from the puffer fish 'Bloat' from finding nemo. Then again, probably not.

Man- Dude, look at him - he's piled on the pounds.
Man- Yeah, what a bloaterface.

Woman1- I ate some shellfish and now I have a bloaterface.
Woman2- You had a bloaterface anyway you fat cow.

by Faye S June 13, 2007

blowner

An erection caused solely as a result of oral sex to the penis.

Ty seemed disinterested until Charlotte dropped to her knees and coaxed him into a blowner with her soft, wet mouth.

by Filet Mignate April 27, 2007

i farded on my own boaner

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

blue bloater

A person suffering from advanced COPD with primarily chronic bronchitis rather than emphysema. Blue bloaters are so-named because impaired airflow leads to cyanosis (bluish coloration) and fluid retention (bloating).

Doctor: "The blue bloater in 902 coded this morning."

by Beyond the Pale June 2, 2011