Boaner

A boner that occurs when rubbing loation on someone's back.

how does he not get a boaner when rubbing the loation on her back

Boaner by AshkonIsAnIdiot July 6, 2010

Boaner

When some one really likes to bitch and moan

"god she is such a Boaner, all he does is bitch and moan about the workout"

Boaner by Grungeaholic April 2, 2026

i farded on my own boaner 

when i farded on my boaner

when you fart on your erect penis
i farded on my own boaner

i farded on my own boaner by dookiedick23 January 15, 2021

Shit Boner 

When you get a boner after taking a shit.

Dude I just took a massive shit and now I have a shit boner.

Shit Boner by HotDogPaws November 26, 2022

Business Boner 

Colloquial term referring to the arousal generated by a successful business idea, success, or venture.

Dude we just won a $1M deal, I’ve got such a business boner right now!!!!!

Business Boner by SS-Chi-town November 25, 2017

Shit Boner 

The erection you receive while excreting feces from your anus.

Also can be Shitboner or Shitbonér if you're French.

I was taking a shit this morning and then out of nowhere--BAM!--I got a shit boner.

Shit Boner by bagelsFOAD April 6, 2010

Boner Swag 

Boner Swag is the act of having a long and obvious erection shooting right through your shorts and getting up in front of your class with your shoulders held high and great confidence as your thunder cock is poking out.

Wendy: Gee whiz, Carly! Look at Chad’s boner!
Carly: Wow that is so cute. Look how confident he looks.
Brock: Yeahhhh Chad! That’s some EPIC BONER SWAG!

Boner Swag by Boner Swag Man October 4, 2021