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Used primarily in the southern Donegal region, Donegal Town(Ireland). This word is used:
1 to reflect a state of drunkenness or
2 the most drunk.

Other main stream words similar to 'bloaged' could be locked, langered, hammered, tipsy, drunk, pissed, f*cked.


It is to be noted that 'bloaged' is not to be spelled...ever. Even though it has been used here the spelling in the English language does not and cannot recreate the tone used by natives of Donegal.
I went to the pub last night and was so bloaged I forgot my girlfriends name.

I got in a fight because I was so bloaged.

Fun was had by all seen as we were all bloaged.
Bloaged by bohemianbond April 5, 2009
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Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Bloated Queef 

It's just like a queef, but one with a gush of moisture, juices or enzymes afterwards. Sometimes it is streaming, sometimes it's just a fine mist.
After I stuck it to Kylie for a while, she sneezed and had this bloated queef push me back out of her!

Damn near gave me whiplash!
Bloated Queef by $hIti0T June 14, 2014
When you eat to much and your stomach gets big.
girl: I ate so much I am bloated
Bloated by xoxo gi May 30, 2019

bloated, big bag of blotation

used to describe someone who is drunk beyond belief and has little awareness of their surroundings
that guy is a bloated, big bag of blotation

Bloated Moons

Big round Breasts accompanied by intense cleavage and large ariolas that blend in with the breasts itself and almost no nipple tip
Fred: omg!
Steve: what?
Fred: bloated moons
Steve: where?
Fred and Steve: daaaaammn!
Bloated Moons by Prick100 July 26, 2014

Bloated Meatballs 

When a man's testicles are full of semen.
I'm gonna have fun deflating these bloated meatballs, tonight.
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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