bloaded

Adjective: Obscenely wealthy and obnoxious in showing it. A hybrid of the words "bloated" and "loaded". Someone who overtly peels through several hundred-dollar bills when paying a modest check or who shows off by tipping the valet $20. Someone with sunglasses, watch, handbag, luggage all clearly branded with top of the line designers or who casually drops lines like "so I was driving my Lamborghini in Beverly Hills the other day."

That guy is so bloaded he probably wipes his ass with cashmere toilet paper. She is so bloaded she swaps out her Louis Vuitton handbag for a new one every month.

bloaded by Amy Wolf October 2, 2008

Bloated Violin 

A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.

Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.

Bloated Violin by Shaguar28 January 23, 2012

Blonded 

Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.

Blonded by Odideus January 14, 2021

cold blooded female 

This is a type of independent, free thinking type of woman. She is not ruled by emotions. She is ruled by her own intellect and her own wants. She isn't emotional and can tell the truth straight up so blunt and honestly without considering your feelings. She's about her own and earning her trust and loyalty is something you must do. She's cold like winter until you give her reason to be be warm.

I tried asking Jessica out last night, and she straight up told me she would rather stay home and spend time with her dog than be seen in public with me. That is a cold blooded female.

cold blooded female by anneshirley July 4, 2011

Sweet-Blooded 

1. A person who's a common target for mosquitoes.
2. A nice or kind person.

1. Travellers are advised to use insect repellents in case that you are particularly "sweet-blooded" and mosquitoes are attracted to you.

2. "Sweet-blooded" people don't do that sort of thing, la gente

Sweet-Blooded by PriestsKiller August 24, 2006

Cold Blooded

Heart that is on cased in ice. Cold and distant, cruel

He was very cold blooded in hos breakup with his girl

Cold Blooded by Damn it again!! June 16, 2019

Bladed 

v. To be utterly humiliated by a compatriot; to be betrayed.

Hey Meredith, don't you know what bladed is? It's when you get stabbed in the back, oh bladed!
-Dan the Man

Bladed by Dan the Man January 22, 2005