Bljart

A bloody jizz fart. Can take place after strenuous activity involving penile pleasure.

Things got a bit wild in the bedroom and led to a hefty bljart.

Bljart by Syclone350 April 18, 2022

blarted on the job 

When you're going down on your partner and randomly blow on his or her genitals to make a farting noise

"Lorrie why are you so pissed at Kevin?!"
"He blarted on the job last night; I couldn't even get off"

blarted on the job by Love Me Sexay! February 20, 2015

Blearth 

getting violently high

“Schmevy is gonna blearth it up at school today”
“I’m blearthed.”
“I’m on Planet Blearth right now.”
“Olivia and Brogan are blearthlings.”

Blearth by ogblearthling August 23, 2022

blarty 

a black people party

Did you see all those weaves at that blarty?

blarty by 1535sj September 8, 2011

Bjarte 

Cute little powerfull norwegian.
We should love Bjarte.

We love Bjarte!
Norway rocks because Bjarte lives there.
Sweden is also cool because Bjarte has been there.

Bjarte by Bjarte January 21, 2004

paul blart mall cop 

One of the best anime ever made. It is almost as good as Shrek.

Let's watch Paul Blart mall cop today! It is a good anime!

paul blart mall cop by Hortler_the_great October 11, 2017

Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021