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blackcock 

Pertaining to a man who is of sub-average weight for his height. Also used to describe such people who allow the condition to effect their mood. This term is commonly used in the north of England.
"eh up blackcock, howz the whether up there???"

"Now now blackcock, no need to be such a moody cunt"

blackcock by Errol Richardson December 8, 2006
The workblock”, but adding ‘in” for stylistic purposes. This addition of the rhetoric ‘in’ can be used in almost any scenario, no matter how ridiculous it is..
Me: “Finna get up from my desk for a break. Wanna take a winalk around da blinock?”

Coworker: “Dude, I swear you make me dumber by the day with this slang but at the same time I can’t stop saying it!”
Blinock by #HackerMan April 6, 2019

Blackcock 

A white man who put his penis in the oven and burned it
Do you have a blackcock
Blackcock by Jethanfa April 12, 2017

blizcock 

a very bent penis
can also be used as an insult
Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock??
blizcock by Joe February 10, 2004

blockcock 

It is when a female vagina is blocked off due to extra tissue and a cock can not get in during sexual intercourse.
My friend's ex was a blockcock and didn't tell him about it.
blockcock by thebosss January 17, 2010

blizcock 

a crooked penis that is jammed in a rectum
that gay bitch had a blizcock last nite
blizcock by janana February 10, 2004