Pertaining to a man who is of sub-average weight for his height. Also used to describe such people who allow the condition to effect their mood. This term is commonly used in the north of England.

"eh up blackcock, howz the whether up there???"

"Now now blackcock, no need to be such a moody cunt"

blackcock by Errol Richardson December 8, 2006

Related Words

Blinkcock • blind cocked • blind cocksucker • blackcock • blizcock • blockcock • Blackcockacitis • Blinock • Blockcocked • Long blinkcicidus

Blinock

The work “block”, but adding ‘in” for stylistic purposes. This addition of the rhetoric ‘in’ can be used in almost any scenario, no matter how ridiculous it is..

Me: “Finna get up from my desk for a break. Wanna take a winalk around da blinock?”

Coworker: “Dude, I swear you make me dumber by the day with this slang but at the same time I can’t stop saying it!”

Blinock by #HackerMan April 6, 2019

Blackcock

A white man who put his penis in the oven and burned it

Do you have a blackcock

Blackcock by Jethanfa April 12, 2017

blizcock

a very bent penis
can also be used as an insult

Jeez Jack, why the hell are you such a blizcock??

blizcock by Joe February 10, 2004

blockcock

It is when a female vagina is blocked off due to extra tissue and a cock can not get in during sexual intercourse.

My friend's ex was a blockcock and didn't tell him about it.

blockcock by thebosss January 17, 2010

blizcock

a crooked penis that is jammed in a rectum

that gay bitch had a blizcock last nite

blizcock by janana February 10, 2004

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026