Blackcockacitis 

Blackcockacitis is when a hawks fan thinks their team is good and often fantasizes about them hoisting the cup In the upcoming years. Often, they will bring up previous cups won in an argument and tell you “just you wait.”

If you have blackcockacitis, you may experience:

-Little to no sex

-A decrease in friends

-An increase in enemies

-Mood swings and sadness from the reality of how the Blackhawks play

-The overwhelming feeling of wanting to jump on the bandwagon

C: “Oh man, the hawks lost, they’ll never make the playoffs with goaltending and offence like that! Horrible, just horrible.”

K: “Just you wait, the Blackhawks will win the cup next year. Our players are top notch, every game we lost was due to the refs!”

C: “you must suffer from blackcockacitis, take the L and seek some help bud.”

Blackcockacitis by TheFunYetSadTruth April 24, 2019

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016