Blackcockacitis
Blackcockacitis is when a hawks fan thinks their team is good and often fantasizes about them hoisting the cup In the upcoming years. Often, they will bring up previous cups won in an argument and tell you “just you wait.”
If you have blackcockacitis, you may experience:
-Little to no sex
-A decrease in friends
-An increase in enemies
-Mood swings and sadness from the reality of how the Blackhawks play
-The overwhelming feeling of wanting to jump on the bandwagon
If you have blackcockacitis, you may experience:
-Little to no sex
-A decrease in friends
-An increase in enemies
-Mood swings and sadness from the reality of how the Blackhawks play
-The overwhelming feeling of wanting to jump on the bandwagon
C: “Oh man, the hawks lost, they’ll never make the playoffs with goaltending and offence like that! Horrible, just horrible.”
K: “Just you wait, the Blackhawks will win the cup next year. Our players are top notch, every game we lost was due to the refs!”
C: “you must suffer from blackcockacitis, take the L and seek some help bud.”
K: “Just you wait, the Blackhawks will win the cup next year. Our players are top notch, every game we lost was due to the refs!”
C: “you must suffer from blackcockacitis, take the L and seek some help bud.”
Blackcockacitis by TheFunYetSadTruth April 24, 2019
