blackcock 

Pertaining to a man who is of sub-average weight for his height. Also used to describe such people who allow the condition to effect their mood. This term is commonly used in the north of England.

"eh up blackcock, howz the whether up there???"

"Now now blackcock, no need to be such a moody cunt"

blackcock by Errol Richardson December 8, 2006

Blackcock 

A white man who put his penis in the oven and burned it

Do you have a blackcock

Blackcock by Jethanfa April 12, 2017

Blackcock 

Like blackface, but painting the penis black. Or wearing a brown veiny strap on when being white or non-african. For show or for use. We have waterproof makeup now.

Is she into blackcocking?

Yeah she likes to pretend I’m her slave

Blackcock by UrbanMolb October 2, 2023

Blackcock Down

Blackcock down as we like to call it consists of a 10 second porno clip, where the actress is told absolutely nothing. While she awkwardly sits there on that lonely couch, the actor sprints full speed down the lane and viciously dick and ball slaps her across the face. Then quickly exits the building butt ass naked. That my friend is a Blackcock Down

I says your mom online last night. That Blackcock down nearly took out her lower lip. No wonder wht that mushroom cloud bruise looked suspense.

Blackcock Down by ShaquilleThesenutstoyourchin September 21, 2019

do you like blackcock 

Getting revenge 10 times over...

Hey this mother fucker did me wrong, I asked him "do you like blackcock? Then I proceeded to put it in by fucking him over 10 times over so he will never forget who he fucked with...

do you like blackcock by Cheese N Cecil January 16, 2025

Blackjack 

Taking a number 2 and a number 1 at the same time while in the bathroom, thus 21 - the perfect bathroom blackjack.

After 2 hours of being on the road, Lyndon had to take a shit and piss so badly, that he blackjacked as soon as he got in the bathroom.

Blackjack by Poncho23 March 5, 2016

Blackjack and hookers 

An exclamation When person A creates an institution person B thinks they can do better, person B exclaims that they will create the same institution but "with blackjack and hookers."

Bill: "Hey Zach, were you invited to John's party?
Zach: "That ass is having a party without ME?! Well fuck him, I'll have my own party with blackjack and hookers!"

Blackjack and hookers by McGingie December 18, 2014