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Blink Syndrome 

When someone try's there hardest all the time to try and validate themselves. Is thought to commonly happen to people with big ego's
I think David has Blink Syndrome because he's always trying his hardest when we play video games.
Blink Syndrome by BOW Gang February 28, 2020
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Blink 60 Syndrome 

Situation in which you take 60 secs to answer every query raised in a conference meeting causing the person to leave the hall due to irritation.
Last week,I had a Blink 60 Syndrome in my office meeting. My manager was so fucking pissed off seeking my response.

Romo Blank Syndrome 

Applies to those fantasy football teams in the 2011 season that had the foresight to have Tony Romo as their quarterback for the fantasy playoffs due to his ease of schedule but were ultimately veiny cock anal rapped due to his first drive game ending injury in the fantasy championship week 16. Many 2011 fantasy championships and dynasties were ruined due to Tony Romo's gaping vagina and leagues will never be the same because of it. It is has been proved that the Romo Blank Syndrome has had a greater affect on the human race than the Black Plague.
Mommy, daddy hasn't even said a word since he got the Romo Blank Syndrome last winter and now he is talking about leaving his fantasy football league for a fantasy hockey league.......oh and btw, i'm gay!

When Team Grouper Sandwich was diagnosed with the Romo Blank Syndrome, they immediately called both Lorena Bobbit and Tanya Harding and paid them individually $4.2MM each to have a threesome with Team Fishman.

Blank Page Syndrome 

When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.
I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.

Blind Gina Syndrome 

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.
I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”

blonk blindness syndrome 

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.
I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome
blonk blindness syndrome by Sris⁷ January 21, 2024
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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