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Blink 60 Syndrome 

Situation in which you take 60 secs to answer every query raised in a conference meeting causing the person to leave the hall due to irritation.
Last week,I had a Blink 60 Syndrome in my office meeting. My manager was so fucking pissed off seeking my response.

Romo Blank Syndrome 

Applies to those fantasy football teams in the 2011 season that had the foresight to have Tony Romo as their quarterback for the fantasy playoffs due to his ease of schedule but were ultimately veiny cock anal rapped due to his first drive game ending injury in the fantasy championship week 16. Many 2011 fantasy championships and dynasties were ruined due to Tony Romo's gaping vagina and leagues will never be the same because of it. It is has been proved that the Romo Blank Syndrome has had a greater affect on the human race than the Black Plague.
Mommy, daddy hasn't even said a word since he got the Romo Blank Syndrome last winter and now he is talking about leaving his fantasy football league for a fantasy hockey league.......oh and btw, i'm gay!

When Team Grouper Sandwich was diagnosed with the Romo Blank Syndrome, they immediately called both Lorena Bobbit and Tanya Harding and paid them individually $4.2MM each to have a threesome with Team Fishman.

Blank Page Syndrome 

When you open up a blank document and either forget what you were going to write or cannot start writing because there are no words on the page.
I couldn't start my essay for ages last night because I had Blank Page Syndrome.

Blind Gina Syndrome 

Where a male, in the possibility of getting pussy, makes stupid irrational decisions that he would not usually have made while in a right state of mind.

Also known as BGS.
I started going out with this crazy girl because she asked me to go out with her right before i stuck it in her. I totally had blind gina syndrome at the time.

blind eye syndrome

Blind eye syndrome is a characterisation of someone who is visually impaired in one eye and visually unimpaired in the other.

When this person interacts with the average person, they close their visually impaired eye. However, when this person interacts with a particular person or type of person, they close their visually unimpaired eye.

If you associate with someone with blind eye syndrome that closes their visually unimpaired eye, when they are interacting with you, this indicates that you are not a high priority to them, and you should consider isolating yourself from them, because their disregard of your well-being may prompt you to expend all your time and energy on their well-being in the hope of opening their visually unimpaired eye, but as your lifeless body stands there with not a single picojoule left to spare, you will discover that there is nothing you can do to be seen by them, thus being possessed by an overwhelming notion of worthlessness and unworthiness of love.
“Why am I the only one that is putting effort into our relationship? You are always begging our other friends to make plans with you. What about me? Do you just have blind eye syndrome or something?”

blonk blindness syndrome 

It is where a person cannot see and identify the handsome and beautiful pictures of the BTS members and get clowned by Army, BTS' fans.
I can't believe I argued with someone who clearly has the blonk blindness syndrome