Blink Shot 

When your getting your picture taken and right when it takes your picture you blink and your eyes are closed on the picture.

Hey, these are good photos of you!

Oh, thanks

Wait... Why are your eyes closed on this photo?

Aw... CRAP! It's a Blink Shot!

Blink Shot by CaptainJefe January 12, 2010

Chinese Blank Shot

When you are having sex you are blindfolded, you cant what you are doing and so is the person who you are having sex with, when you are done you blow a load and try to jizz on her face

My girl and I did a Chinese Blank Shot, when we were done I blew a load and I accidentally missed her face, and I jizzed on my girls cat. AND GOT THE FUCK OUT OF THEIR!

Chinese Blank Shot by Big_Dick_boi123 March 31, 2021

Blind pee shot

(noun) Unable to see the target when taking the driver out for a whizz. Popularised by golfers with large beer bellies.

I always spray it everywhere from a blind pee shot.

Blind pee shot by Edo77 April 24, 2025

blinkshit 

Where you have to shit so bad when you blink you shit yourself.

"Oh shit dude I just had a blinkshit moment!!!"

blinkshit by Mr.FuckMyDuckTittyBitch December 3, 2016

Morningside blindshot 

A form of blindshot involving two attackers working in concert against a single unsuspecting opponent. The first attacker will point behind the victim and loudly exclaim "look out behind you!". The victim will generally ignore this as an obvious attempt to gain an advantage via deception, at which point the second attacker hits the victim from behind. This term comes from the New Zealand animated series Bro' town

Vale: "Look out behind you!"
Victim: "Ha ha, foolish child, I'm not falling for such a ...."
*CLANG!*
Valea: "Yeah, Morningside blindshot!"

Morningside blindshot by dikkietee October 9, 2008

blankshot 

a male who upon a sexual encounter refuses to wear a condom and has unprotected sex, hoping that her sexual partner didn't get pregnant or give him an STD.

"Dude, james is such a a blankshot, he fucked ashley raw, and we all know what kind of diseases she has."

"They don't call him DJ Blankshot for nothing, i think he has never worn a condom when slaying."

blankshot by djblankshot November 19, 2007

Blingshot 

When you do the Ali-G handflick in the general direction of someone you dont like and all your bling flies off your hand and hits the person for whom the gesture was intended.

Retrieval of the projectile is not essential as it only cost 50p

Some Idiot, "Hey, Ali-G, your an idiot"

Ali-G, "Boyakasha", and his knuckle duster flies off his hand and smacks the idiot in the head from a range of 16 meters.

Ali-G's mate, "Nice Blingshot"

Blingshot by AH-64D July 28, 2010