Blingshot

When you do the Ali-G handflick in the general direction of someone you dont like and all your bling flies off your hand and hits the person for whom the gesture was intended.

Retrieval of the projectile is not essential as it only cost 50p

Some Idiot, "Hey, Ali-G, your an idiot"

Ali-G, "Boyakasha", and his knuckle duster flies off his hand and smacks the idiot in the head from a range of 16 meters.

Ali-G's mate, "Nice Blingshot"

by AH-64D July 28, 2010

Malaysian Slingshot

This is a two part move. First, tuck your junk under and back and hold your junk back with your butt cheeks. At this point your slingshot is loaded...now just to find a victim. It's best if you find someone's face. Release the tension on your butt cheeks slingshoting your junk forward. Can be an insult or an offering.

I gave that bitch the "Malaysian Slingshot." Damn near took her eye out.

by SourJay June 15, 2010

Chinese Slingshot

The act of depressing one nostril against itself with your thumb and blowing a stream of snot into the air out of the unobstructed nostril.

Dude, Billy O blew a chinese slingshot, but he coughed at the same time, and the snot went all over his shirt.

by DannyBonco March 15, 2007

blindshitted

When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit.

Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted.

by Lita505 July 8, 2012

Double Barrel Slingshot

Another word for a Bra. Often used as an easy way to explain to a small child what a Bra is that will entertain them and not confuse them.

He found it and I thought it'd be easier to tell him its a Double Barrel Slingshot.

by Dweebster August 30, 2010

Blindspotting

When a situation or an image can be interpreted in two different ways, but you can only see one of the interpretations. You have a blindspot to the second interpretation. Often used when referring to people seeing the wrong interpretation.

"George Zimmerman was blindspotting when he thought Trayvon Martin was a robber."

by Valerie Gutierrez July 8, 2017

Hungarian slingshot

The act of pulling your dick out out of a girl as you cum, so that your dick flicks upward and flings the cum into the girls face.

I bet you can't pull off a Hungarian slingshot on that girl tonight!

by quoaz November 26, 2014