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blinging 

adj: 1. flashy, ostentatious, attratcing attention. 2. to become erect sexually
1. Chico was blinging when he stolled up in the club last night.
2. Chico's yummy-doodle was blinging when I was dancing w/ him at the club last night.
blinging by Dee November 11, 2003
Words you can keep

Blinging 

Riding down the street in a caddy rolling on 20s sporting flashy metal objects on your person
Yo G, your grill be bling blinging homie
Blinging by SCOTT Y STEPH September 19, 2004

Blinging The Bishop 

The act of shaving and adorning the male member with glitter and jewels to improve its attractiveness.
John usually spent his Saturday afternoons blinging the bishop ready for an evening of mad debauchery...
Blinging The Bishop by shane ye January 24, 2011

Blinging on black 

"He was blinging on black at the casino

minging or blinging 

An alternative to "hot or not", "minging or blinging" is a question of whether something is good or bad.
English phrase.
"I can't decide if these shoes are minging or blinging"

"Cheryl has a new man"

"Does he ming or bling?"
"Total minger mate"
minging or blinging by The_ALCH January 10, 2022

hotline blinging 

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style
"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
hotline blinging by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016

Couch Binging 

When your friend with insomnia sleeps like a baby for hours on your couch!
AKR is classic couch binging friend of mine!!
Couch Binging by thinkingtoad June 12, 2018
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