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blinkgasm
Friend 1: Dude, I was watching the Grammy's and when Blink 182 said they were gonna get back together, I had a total blinkgasm!
Friend 2: SAME!
Friend 2: SAME!
blinkgasm by Doomaholic February 8, 2009
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Blinggasm • blinkgasm • blingtastic • beingasm • bingasm • bingogasm • blingashingadoogadongus • blingjames • bligga • bling master
Bliggas
“Look at the way that girl acts, she sure is bliggas”
“Some discord users are lame, but some are bliggas blackash.”
“Some discord users are lame, but some are bliggas blackash.”
Bliggas by Jet “iggas” Bamf June 3, 2022
blingtastic
In computer programming used to describe a user interface with lots of bling, bitmapped themes, animated widgets, reacting to user events that should be ignored, more focus on appearance than functionality. Typically unusably slow due to either the effects being too heavy for the machine, or due to animated transitions designed to force the user to watch them fully and exclaim a loud "wow!" as a punishment for clicking or getting near the computer at all.
blingtastic by balrog-kun August 12, 2008
bingogasm
The act of getting an orgasm from getting bingo. It has to be either a diagonal or horizontal bingo.
*At a bingo game...*
_Guy #1: Yo, did you get bingo yet?_
_Guy #2: *squeals on the ground* BIIIINNNNGOOOOOO!!!_
_Guy #1: That's a yes...HEY GUYS, THIS GUY JUST GOT A BINGOGASM!!!_
_Guy #1: Yo, did you get bingo yet?_
_Guy #2: *squeals on the ground* BIIIINNNNGOOOOOO!!!_
_Guy #1: That's a yes...HEY GUYS, THIS GUY JUST GOT A BINGOGASM!!!_
bingogasm by TycontheEnder April 21, 2014
beingasm
bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being
beingasm by desuforeverlulz August 14, 2014
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"