I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)

An affliction that causes an immediate raging boner when looking at any attractive woman.
DUDE 1-"What's up with that snake in Jims pants?" DUDE 2-"Poor guy.He has I.P.S.(Irritable Penis Syndrome)"
by Sky49 November 18, 2009
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Blinggasm

The act of a woman shedding sparkles or sequines all over your furniture,apartment,and you.
Hey Jim.Found sparkles and sequines all over your apartment.Someone had a "Blinggasm" up in here.
by Sky49 January 27, 2012
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