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internet nihilism

The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.
Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.

internet nihilism
by desuforeverlulz January 25, 2013
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because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012
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I think

A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.

Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.
I think the government is doing a fine job.

I think you should shut the hell up.
by desuforeverlulz November 5, 2013
mugGet the I thinkmug.

woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.
Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.
by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011
mugGet the woking smeedmug.

beingasm

bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being
"Everything is awesome! I think I'm about to have a beingasm!"
by desuforeverlulz August 14, 2014
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nugular

1. (adjective) Of or relating to nugs, esp. as opposed to shake.
"Damn, look at all that beautiful, nugular weed."
by desuforeverlulz March 10, 2018
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sawb

A bastardization of the word sawbuck, which usually refers to a $10 bag of marijuana.
"Here's $30, toss me three sawbs."
by desuforeverlulz July 17, 2012
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