desuforeverlulz's definitions

woking smeed

Similar to poking smot, where you're so damn stoned you can't say "smoking weed" right.

Person A:
God, what's that smell? What have you guys been doing?

Person B:
We were just woking smeed.

by desuforeverlulz August 20, 2011

internet nihilism

The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.

Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.

internet nihilism

by desuforeverlulz January 25, 2013

because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.

Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.

by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012

I think

A phrase that instantly deflates the intensity of one's argument.

Commonly used to sound more polite when making a suggestion, or more humble when making an observation. It can also add a subtle flair to an insult.

I think the government is doing a fine job.

I think you should shut the hell up.

by desuforeverlulz November 5, 2013

clap them cheeks

Fucking someone with their ass backed up so that it makes a repetitive 'clapping' sound.

Clap them cheeks boi

by desuforeverlulz January 24, 2021

Mouseville

Mouseville is a tourist attraction in Tallahassee, Florida where Eduard "Del" Delacroix's mouse, Mr. Jingles, was going to be taken to live out the remainder of its years. Visitors pay a dime apiece, two cents for the kids. Inside the tent they got this mouse city made out of old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in. They got the Mouseville All-Star Circus. There's mice that swing on trapeze. Mice that roll barrels. Mice that stack coins.

Mouseville is a city in Florida.

by desuforeverlulz April 24, 2012

nugular

An adjective used to describe marijuana that has nug-like qualities, which is to say that it is not broken up or ground in large quantities. The opposite of nugular would be shake.

Nothing pisses me off more than trying to weigh a whole bunch of weed that is anything but nugular.

by desuforeverlulz July 23, 2012