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internet nihilism

The belief that online videogames are intrinsically pointless other than for perhaps better reflexes, if one is also not an existential nihilist.
Are you on facebook?
No, I had to delete my facebook.
Why?
Because I got addicted to farmville.
I know little about it, but it's a fake farm.
It doesn't feel fake Jimmy.

internet nihilism
by desuforeverlulz January 25, 2013
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because reasons

A phrase used in substitution for actual reasons. It's typically used in situations where a question is either too complex to give a sound logical answer and it's simpler to convince the other person that they should just give you the benefit of the doubt, or because the question is incredibly stupid and therefore not worth answering, or the answer that would have been given should be obvious to anyone with a brain. It can also be used to just make a statement about something.
Person 1: I fucking hate Carrot Top.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Because reasons.

Person 1: Are you voting for Santorum in the primaries?
Person 2: No, because reasons.

*kid falls off of bicycle*
Person 1: Haha, it's funny because reasons.
by desuforeverlulz August 4, 2012
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beingasm

bee-ING-gaz-uhm (noun)
1. a portmanteau of the words "being" and "orgasm"
2. an ecstatic pleasure derived from simply being
"Everything is awesome! I think I'm about to have a beingasm!"
by desuforeverlulz August 14, 2014
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nugular

1. (adjective) Of or relating to nugs, esp. as opposed to shake.
"Damn, look at all that beautiful, nugular weed."
by desuforeverlulz March 10, 2018
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clap them cheeks

Fucking someone with their ass backed up so that it makes a repetitive 'clapping' sound.
by desuforeverlulz January 24, 2021
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Mouseville

Mouseville is a tourist attraction in Tallahassee, Florida where Eduard "Del" Delacroix's mouse, Mr. Jingles, was going to be taken to live out the remainder of its years. Visitors pay a dime apiece, two cents for the kids. Inside the tent they got this mouse city made out of old boxes and toilet paper rolls, little windows so you can look in. They got the Mouseville All-Star Circus. There's mice that swing on trapeze. Mice that roll barrels. Mice that stack coins.
Mouseville is a city in Florida.
by desuforeverlulz April 24, 2012
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How ya dern

How are you doing like Madea says ya'll dern!
How y'all dern?! How ya dern?
by desuforeverlulz July 21, 2025
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