Blessical

some girl who uses the @ud cammand too much

BLESSICAL READ A DICTIONARY

by crippyrgss August 27, 2009

blessina

The greatest and kindest person alive, she will make you laugh 24/7 and make a.wesome fart jokes that'll blow you away. not only does she have the greatest hugging machines (or better known as ArMs), but she also was scientifically proven to be a 100% best college mom (esp to those called Sandy and Jennifer <3) her beauty is undefined even by urban dictionary, but us as humble authors will try. she is truly a BLESSING to the world. We all need a Blessina® in our lives. If one is not enough, get more!! (warning: one is always more than enough because of how great she is. Overdose on Blessina® may cause serious cause of cuteness syndrome and diabetes from the sweetness).

*1am in a study room*
J: "lets go eat cereal!!!"
S: "no we gotta eat ramen!!!!!!!!"
B: "THANK YOU, NEXT"
J&S: "But mom..."
Do you have a Blessina® in your life? If not, what are you waiting for??!! Dial 6969696969-I-LOVE-BLESSINA to order your own Blessina® today! Time is running out, you don't want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity >.<
*2 seconds later*
OOPS TOO LATE, due to high demand, all Blessinas® have been kidnapped by two heinous criminals known only as Sans and Jenny. (aka dumb and dumber)

by Sans&Jenny November 14, 2018

bresticals

When one's breasts sag down to equivalent positioning of a man's testicles

her tits look like bresticals!

by kiki kiedis May 17, 2005

Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.

Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles

by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009

blessall

when ur in a group an don't wanna say bless to everyone individually

i'm gone yea blessall

by Daniel G July 26, 2008

brestical

titties, tits, boobs

shes got huge bresticals

by doughboys July 16, 2006

Brestical pain

When you have pain in your upper area

I’m having really bad brestical pain today

by AliTwombly August 15, 2020