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Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.
"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said
Blertus by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018
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Someone who is the death of a party of social get together. Typically exhibits traits including those of a perriwinkle, piss knuckle and fuck knuckle. The person is generally a black hole that sucks the energy out everyone around them with nonsensical facts that has no basis in reality. They typically talk just to be part of a conversation without adding any value whatsoever. You can spot them by the uncomfortable silence that follows right after they have spoken. A really strong blertus can kill a conversation just by their presence within the general vicinity.
"We were all having a good time until Blertus spoke" - said at a social
"You are a real Blertus" - said in response to what a Blertus said
Blertus by JakBlak69 February 8, 2018
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Het woord om een asociaal persoon te beschrijven. Beter bekend als bertus
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Blertsie 

Thinks his a main mack. Overweight blond guy with a weak sence of humor. Talks to much, thinks he knows everything. Striking blue eyes and a big heart.
You talk too much, you are a real Blertsie
Blertsie by Affiespoppie June 22, 2021

Bertussy 

Omg your dad is so bertussy
Bertussy by Bertram has ligma January 24, 2019
It is the sound a goat makes when he has impregnated a female goat.
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Goat c: dammmmmmn
Bleatus by Overheat YT April 14, 2020
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