Bertus 

Het woord om een asociaal persoon te beschrijven. Beter bekend als bertus

Jezus Bertus doe is normaal man

Bertus by CokiKeCoki January 14, 2015

Beatus Meatus 

The most powerful of all spells in the harry potter universe

"Beatus Meatus!" Harry yelled killing Voldemort instantly

Beatus Meatus by xXx_Keklord69_xXx February 8, 2018

bertuccio 

A person that can make anything taste good, even dog shit. And can give a huge smack in someone's head. A bertuccio doesn't take no for an answer, instead a bertuccio will smack your head into the wall.

Don't mess with him, he's a Bertuccio.

bertuccio by Jean the Fish October 30, 2017

beetus 

slang term for diabetes. originates from liberty medical ad with Wilford Brimley (he of Our House and Quaker Oats fame), who pronounces diabetes like most old people, "diabeetus".

"i got all fat then i caught the beetus, yo."

beetus by trevor bizznaps May 3, 2007

bertstrips 

It's when a guy photoshops a sesame street picture with a white box underneath with black text and adds a different plot to it.

r/bertstrips is funny here, read this one,"Ernie catches Bert reading 50 shades of Grey.

bertstrips by Limess September 24, 2018

The Beetus 

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.

"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."

The Beetus by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

Bertstare 

An implied facepalm, usually used in the form of "bertstare.jpg"; used when someone says or does something so stupid that words cannot describe how one feels, and a conventional facepalm is not worth the effort.

You: I don't take protein because I want to be all natural
Me: bertstare.jpg

Bertstare by Aryu Awayer June 1, 2010