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blondies 

A dessert that is similar in appearance, texture, and recipe to brownies, but the chocolate is left out in favor of a variety of fruits.
Eve brought some home-made brownies and blondies to Mike's party.
blondies by InspectorJavert February 26, 2005
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Pinkies that are naturally bent/crooked that give you the ability to preform amazingly well on drums.
"Yo Rey has unusually brilliant skills on the drums.."
"Yeah brah, he's got bendies!"
bendies by felinerobot September 20, 2009

blondies 

a group of fine ass blonde girls
DAYUM did you see those blondies
blondies by pimpmasta December 15, 2004
Bloody underpants, from various reasons.
"Hey man check this out!"
"Ew that's gross, get your blundies away from me"

"I sharted myself last night and when I looked there was blood in there, what should I do?!"
"Hahahaha you got blundies!... Go to the doctor."

"You better go check your blundies because your farts don't smell right son."
Blundies by tml 4 life December 19, 2013

blondiesaurus 

an older blonde woman who is attracted to younger men. often hunts alone. can be identified by dark regrowth, false eyelashes and leopard print clothing. like a cougar but older and with no standards!
did you hear about Timmy? he was attacked by a blondiesaurus last night
blondiesaurus by kelbie1979 October 20, 2010
Another name for a smoothie. Since smoothies can not always be completely smooth, it calls to question the level of smoothness the said beverage in question has. Therefore, it can also be called a blendie, as one cannot question that it has been blended, but one can question whether or not its texture has been adequately smoothed to earn the title "smoothie".
Dave: Hey man, want to try some of my smoothie?

Matthew: Nah man, you still have ice chunks in it - that's a blendie.
blendie by brave toaster August 16, 2012