Bleem! 

When something bad happens
-or-
You do not wanna swear, so you use this in place.

"Somebody ate my sandwich Awe, bleem!"

Bleem! by Deez Mama October 9, 2021

bleem 

“The secret integer between three and four”.

A reference to the short story The Secret Number by Igor Teper. The number is named after Laszlo Bleem, who died in a car accident shortly after claiming to have discovered an unknown integer somewhere between one and twenty. All his written and electronic notes also mysteriously disappeared.

“All of mathematics has been doctored in order to conceal bleem’s existence.”

“One, two, three, bleem, four…”

bleem by whens August 17, 2019

bleem 

smallest quantity of dope capable of being made into a spliff.
A bleem is less than you would like to put into it, but when times are hard and you have very little left, a bleem is what you would either use, or lend to a friend who was out of dope and asking for some.

"Aw man, I'm out! lend us some will you?" "uhh...just a bleem huh? can't spare any more for your old buddy?"

bleem by Vin Rhinocelot May 28, 2006

bleem 

Another word for blunt;

Crack dat bleem n fill it up

bleem by city named after blunt March 11, 2007

Bleem 

(bleem), adj.; bleemed, bleeming. LL. bleemibilis to completely destroy; to lay complete waste; to ruin or spoil in an epic manner; to be utterly crushed; to slay or kill in a malicious manner; to easily defeat an opponent; to render ineffective with little effort;
-bleemable a. That which may be bleemed;
-bleemer n. One who or that which bleems; specif., Bloomish the Bleemer a fictional character who would often destroy his opponents easily.

Bloomish completely bleemed his opponent by cutting his head off with one strike.

Bleem by Operasamurai4 October 11, 2008

Bleem 

High off marijuana

I'm bleem of this kush mon

Bleem by Moneynpower100 May 28, 2022

Bleem 

Autistic man staring he is not blm

Or- Luke Turner

Oh how I miss bleem

Bleem by Bleemy June 13, 2023