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Bleach Bum 

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.
Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
Bleach Bum by YAWA April 25, 2020
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Beach Bum 

One who spends all their free time at the beach prefers day drunk, loves the sun, vodka, gatorade,sports , often spends the nights at the beach. Chill person
Beach Bum by Haysforhorses June 9, 2015

beach bum 

An unemployed bum on welfare with no real education who makes extra cash by selling margaritas while naked at the beach. Particularly present at Wreck Beach in Vancouver.
Lowlifes, hobos, losers, scumbags, beach bum
beach bum by nattyeli May 28, 2010

miami beach bum 

Fun, chill person. That one friend we all want to be like. The one posting palm trees and bikinis in the winter, while you're freezing. Sporty, a natural beauty and confident. Can't even be mad because they're inclusive of everyone with a radiating positive energy.
Friend 1: I wish I was a Miami Beach Bum.

Friend 2: I know, then you'd have great skin.

beach-bum 

n. Someone who is resistant to work
(derived from Australia: where unenergetic people would sit on their buttocks and sunbake all day)
Get off your arse and stop being a beach-bum!!!
beach-bum by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

beach bum 

Someone who spends way too much time at the beach and usually falls under one of the following categories of people:

1) Homeless
2) A kid on summer break
3) A pervert
4) A drunk
5) Patrick Swayze in Point Break
Look at that pervert beach bum staring at all the girls, what a loser.

Rod the Beach Bum 

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
Rod the Beach Bum by Jeremy E January 17, 2008