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the sound of semen hitting a face
Sally: Hi Ted

BLAWP*

Ted: Sorry.

Sally: I need a tissue.
Blawp by Jorje Chang March 30, 2011
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What’s blawg doin☠️☠️
Blawg by Madmax1665 April 22, 2023
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Slanderous Blasphemy 

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.
Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.
"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!
Blampee by Truth observer November 9, 2020

Blasphamiss 

A woman who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front her.

A woman who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting her own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what she feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what she believes.

this woman was Blasphamiss; Because she has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though she has been through bad things she has realized how to do better and is now using everything she has done wrong, and is now using it to help other people through her business.
Blasphamiss by JohnRay March 4, 2008

Blampire 

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"
Blampire by Aliwishus April 4, 2013

Blaupunked 

Blaupunked. A state of being that describes a person who has permanently damaged hearing and lower tolerance for sustained loud music. This is caused by years of partying, clubbing, playing electric guitar through an amp at full volume and in close proximity. A Blaupunked person defends against suffering further hearing loss, sound triggered pain, and triggers that cause ringing in the ears by investing in better audio gear and refraining as much as possible from loud music events and situations whether alone or in the company of others. Blaupunkedness, is a direct result of a lifetime of listening to music at the max volume and/or sticking their head in a speaker cabinet in Euro clubs, or standing next to a guitar amp turned to 11. They are deemed to exist in a Blaupunked state.
Ted's so Blaupunked, he wears custom fitted earplugs in the club.
Blaupunked by DAC & BPM December 19, 2021
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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