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Blawp

Sally: Hi Ted

BLAWP*

Ted: Sorry.

Sally: I need a tissue.
by Jorje Chang March 30, 2011
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Blawg

What’s blawg doin☠️☠️
by Madmax1665 April 22, 2023
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Slanderous Blasphemy

A bunch of bullshit that comes out of someones mouth, while it should be coming out of their ass.
Chris spouted slanderous blasphemy taking shots while driving a dune buggy on a populated road.
by The Chenneth February 7, 2019
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Blampee

Used to describe someone who is an insatiable attention whore.
"Wtf is wrong with that guy"?
"He's acting like such a blampee" !!!
by Truth observer November 9, 2020
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Blasphamiss

A woman who desires to persevere and focus on the positive outcome no matter what negativity is set in front her.
A woman who has been through struggles in life from abusing drugs, alcohol,sex and/or co-dependency. Realized the problem and changed through rehab and/or spiritual guidance. Now is focused on being someone better in life by starting her own business to help people in the same struggles and giving back a percentage back to his community. And stands out because its not what society and everyone else is doing, but by doing what she feels is right. And does this by being brave and standing up for what she believes.

this woman was Blasphamiss; Because she has been through the hardest struggles and/or easiest struggles and even though she has been through bad things she has realized how to do better and is now using everything she has done wrong, and is now using it to help other people through her business.
by JohnRay March 4, 2008
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Blampire

Ali said, "I was at the KE$HA concert last night and I thought she was sprinkling glitter on the stage, but it turns out it was blood..."

Bjorn, "Oh, don't you know that KE$HA is a Blampire?"
by Aliwishus April 4, 2013
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Blaupunked

Blaupunked. A state of being that describes a person who has permanently damaged hearing and lower tolerance for sustained loud music. This is caused by years of partying, clubbing, playing electric guitar through an amp at full volume and in close proximity. A Blaupunked person defends against suffering further hearing loss, sound triggered pain, and triggers that cause ringing in the ears by investing in better audio gear and refraining as much as possible from loud music events and situations whether alone or in the company of others. Blaupunkedness, is a direct result of a lifetime of listening to music at the max volume and/or sticking their head in a speaker cabinet in Euro clubs, or standing next to a guitar amp turned to 11. They are deemed to exist in a Blaupunked state.
Ted's so Blaupunked, he wears custom fitted earplugs in the club.
by DAC & BPM December 19, 2021
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