Blaupunked 

Blaupunked. A state of being that describes a person who has permanently damaged hearing and lower tolerance for sustained loud music. This is caused by years of partying, clubbing, playing electric guitar through an amp at full volume and in close proximity. A Blaupunked person defends against suffering further hearing loss, sound triggered pain, and triggers that cause ringing in the ears by investing in better audio gear and refraining as much as possible from loud music events and situations whether alone or in the company of others. Blaupunkedness, is a direct result of a lifetime of listening to music at the max volume and/or sticking their head in a speaker cabinet in Euro clubs, or standing next to a guitar amp turned to 11. They are deemed to exist in a Blaupunked state.

Ted's so Blaupunked, he wears custom fitted earplugs in the club.

Blaupunked by DAC & BPM December 19, 2021

Blaupunkt 

The Blaupunkt brand is a German manufacturer of high-end stereos. The expensive Blaupunkt car stereos became extremely popular in the 1980's. In New York City owners of German-made cars started to put homemade signs in their car windows saying "No Radio", or "No Blaupunkt". This was an attempt to deter theives from smashing a window to access the coveted Blaupunkt car radio.

My new Volkswagen came with a Blaupunkt already installed.

Blaupunkt by mhomefront August 5, 2008

Blaupunkt 

is a combination of sike and punked mixed in with a german accent, the whole point is to say or do something then yell blaupunkt, then the people who say blaupunkt laugh in a high pitched German laugh. This all happens in a german accent.

Hey zere is a seat for ze ride on ze roller coasters come in... blaupunkt sere all filled (insert gay german laugh).

Blaupunkt by Zebakenz April 19, 2010