Blasticle

There is only one Blasticle out there and he is a suicidal son of a bitch.
His name is derived from exploding testicles...
He has a 3 foot long penis but he also has Erectile Dysfunction (What a waste).
He is uncancellable because no one gives a shit.
He is a tryhard youtube guy who never gets views LMFAO idiot.
His favourite word is "shit"

Blasticle is a huge fucking douchebag.

by A-Girl-With-an-ugly-nose-kink November 28, 2021

bassticles

Your ability to fish in reference to the size of your balls

"Hey Logan, you have small bassticles"

by The Lender November 25, 2007

Bastille

Bastille is an amazing band from London. The members consist of Dan, Kyle, Woody and Will. They are called Bastille because Dan's birthday is on the 14th of July (Bastille Day). Dan is the singer, Kyle is keyboards, Woody is the drums and Will is the guitar/bass. They are known for their songs, "Pompeii", "Bad Blood" and "Flaws", but they have loads of other unreal covers and songs. In other words, they're amazing.

"I really want to see Bastille playing in the Indiependance festival in Mitchelstown, Cork." said Ben

by b_a_s_t_i_l_l_e April 22, 2013

Bastille

Perfection in the form of 4 extraordinary people who go by the name of Dan, Woody , Will and Kyle. They are best known for songs such as Pompeii that got to number 2 in the UK charts and other songs such as bad blood and flaws who were all written by them. They are a UK band that could quite happily be compared to perfection. The lead singer is Dan smith who first started his career as a solo artist and became a band in 2010.

Did you hear bastilles new song? its perfect.

by bastillesangel October 13, 2013

Ballsticles

A Combination of the words balls, and testicles, meaning the same thing.

"Don't kick me in the ballsticles!!"

by Billy-Bob-Joe Jr. January 21, 2009

plasticle

plastic - testicle. Some one who got kicked in the balls and had to have an operation to get a plastic ball replacement

Ralph: Did you see paul kick steve in the balls?

Mike: Yea i heard he now has a plasticle.

by kensei689908 February 26, 2010

Blasticon

Someone who smokes weed so much and so often that they become associated with it, and thus become a "blast" "icon".

I talked to a Blasticon the other day, and he was three sheets to the wind and talkin' crazy.

by Shit_4_Brains October 12, 2007