Elasticles

Do you're balls hang low? do they wobble to and fro? can you tie 'em in a knot, can you tie 'em in a bow? Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a continental soldier, do you balls hang low?

I had been really self conscious about my elasticles growing up, i couldn't wear shorts or boxers, I even used to tape them to the side of my leg. Thats why I'm so glad I met Stacy! She loves 'em! She plays with 'em all the time, and not the way my dog used to, like she's gentle and stuff...it's cool.

by Chris Colletti January 3, 2009

Elastics Gymnastics

Any series of physical exercises designed to squeeze one’s arse into a pair of pantyhose, snug jeans, and such.

I almost collapsed from exhaustion and dehydration after a grueling session of elastics gymnastics with a pair of tights.

by Fruity Ana March 4, 2009

Elastics

Little rubber bands that you find everywhere and never wear. (commonly worn with braces treatment. )You’re pretty much annoyed at the fact you need to take them off every single time you eat. Not only that but they add on that extra pain after tightening.. just as you though braces alone weren’t enough torture.

Mike: I got elastics today!

Delilah: Yeah... gl with that

by Mysteryc May 11, 2021

Plasticles

Little plastic cups either 0.5cm - 1.5cm. You can buy these on the telly show Bargain Hunt or at Walmart. Only 99p for 7!

(Plastic + Particles = Plasticles)

by Monsterwoman January 7, 2012

Elasticgevity

To combine elasticity and longevity stretching over many years without tearing,or ripping ; durable and bendable for long periods of time ; pliable; to keep shape without damage

50 year old Tony tried to stop the 1200lb toolbox from falling over testing the Elasticgevity of the tendons in his back

Damn I can’t believe his tendons didn’t tear! dudes tendons have killer Elasticgevity!

by Redneckology May 4, 2020

elastiplast wheel

A more interesting and modern name for the ferris wheel.

My favourite ride at the Ekka is the Elastiplast wheel.

by R'ee July 30, 2006

Plasticlessness

How good an item is at reducing plastics or being a plastic-free/less plastic, high quality alternative.

This rice, that isn't microwaved directly in a plastic bag or container, has great plasticlessness.

by abudkof October 5, 2025