blargin 

A commonly used word made by losers who have no life and waste their time making definitions for urban dictionary. Can mean anything.

What the blargin was that?
You are so blargin ugly!
Wow, thats just blargin.
That chick is the blargin.

blargin by bs0l March 8, 2005

Blargin it 

Often used to describe the unintelligent actions and responses of others.

"Dude did you see ryan last night, he was blargin it so bad"

"You just spilled all over my shirt, you are blargin it"

"Guys, I think I might be blargin it because I just threw up everywhere"

Blargin it by Cobra Conners August 22, 2011

dragon blargin 

A very dangerous, degenerate alcoholic ancient mythological beast know for making high-pitched squeals and drinking Fleishman's vodka straight from the bottle.

We were hanging out at a party when the dragon blargin came out and scared all the girls away.

dragon blargin by Walter B. Lumpkin December 7, 2004

Blargun 

(noun) A word used for an object that you cannot be bothered to pronounce the name of, or are unwilling to say in front of present company.

1.) "Can you pass me that blargun so I can serve up the food?" (They gesture to the spaghetti comb)

or

2.) "The blarguns are in the bag on the desk." (There is a bag of sweets on the desk but the children will be excited if they hear the word 'sweets').

Blargun by Small fish October 1, 2012

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip 

The collective realization of all your past and future mistakes compressed into a single roasted pine nut*. (Probably)

Also a phrase to slow someone down.

*The meaning of this word in this sentence is a type of food that squirrels eat.

Oh, yeah? What if I said… blargen, fa-zibble, noggip?

Blargen, fa-zibble, noggip by Bry10022 April 8, 2021

Blarting 

The act of attempting to finger someone with your foot whilst watching Paul Blart Mall Cop, starring Kevin James as the titular mild-mannered security guard who must save the day when his shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organised crooks.

"omg becky, i cant believe dinosaur cum boy blarted me last night"

"eww blarting is so gross, at least he didn't grown ups 2 (featuring adam sandler, kevin james, chris rock and david spade) you like connor did to me the other night"

Blarting by Xx_blarter_xX December 26, 2021

Blarin' 

Another word to describe an extreme level of drunk someone is or was previously. It combines the definitions from belligerent and shit-gunned to explain the intoxicated actions of an individual.

Last night that man was blarin' so hard, he tripped and fell down the stairs leaving the house.

Blarin' by DJ blarin master December 27, 2010