Blank you

When you give a blanket thank you to someone in advance for all the things they will do for you. Used on occasions where you stay with friends or family or generally inconvenience anyone for a small amount of time.

Martha was sure to say blank you to Deedra as soon as she arrived in philly. After all Martha was staying at Deedra's place, with her dog, Deedra was taking a week off from work, and let's face it she was gonna have to rescue Martha's drunk ass at some point during the week.

by Runswellwithscissors July 27, 2016

I Blank You

A term of endearment used in the Midwest and Colorado meaning to have such a passion and connection to someone or something that there is no word that could define the actual feeling. The English dictionary is void or “blank” of such a word.

John: I Blank You
Jane: I Blank You Too

by StewTheRabbit December 23, 2010

I Blank You

A phrase used by teens around central Nebraska. It is substituted for "I Love You" due to the fact many teenagers do not, in fact, 'love' each other. The couple are not in love, but more than 'like' or a 'crush'.

Brad: Do you love her?
John: No, I blank her.
Brad: Awesome!

(After kissing)
John: I blank you.
Amy: Awwww! I blank you too!

by Q.Q. Jennings July 19, 2010

Now you know how *blank* feels

No. I don't. I don't know how Noah feels because I didn't fuck Kendra, my bills aren't being paid for me, my blood is devoid of attention medication and I didn't get molested. I don't know how women feel because you're not doing this to the feminists who have said the exactly same things I've said. I don't know how a rape victim feels because men are imprisoned over an accusation and I've watched every single person who has allowed me to succeed get slammed by a false accusation. And I don't know how a woman feels because you're not defending my choices regardless of whether or not I'm CORRECT.

A retard "Now you know how *blank* feels."

Hym "No. I don't. But I DO know how GOD feels. It seems like reality is contingent upon everything I say, it's like I'm A GOD now! FIRST DECREE! SMITE THE PETERSON SPHERE! BRING ME THEIR DAUGHTERS FOR RE-BREEDING!"

by Hym Iam March 28, 2024

Once you go black you become a Single mom

When a white women decided to become sexually and or romantically involved with a Black male and she becomes pregnant. The Black male typically ditches the pregnant white women making her a single mother.

Miles- Hanna I wouldnt date Damian.
Donna- Why not he seems nice.
Miles- Hanna once you go black you become a single mom.
Donna- Thats the last thing I need in my life.
Miles- what is that?
Donna- A cribmidget.

Miles- I gotcha

by Leroy McLevine June 10, 2011

once you go black you'll never go back

This statement derives from the general relativity theory published by Albert Einstein in 1915. It refers about the event in which an accelerated body crosses the spacetime boundary of a black hole known as the "event horizon". Beyond this boundary or "point of no return" the gravitational pull becomes so great as to make escape impossible and thus "you'll never go back".

"If a black hole is an oyster then the singularity is the pearl inside. The gravity is so strong it’s always hidden in darkness, beyond the horizon. That’s why we call it a black hole, once you go black you'll never go back."

by byfron March 15, 2018

Once you go black you’ll never go back

If you start listening to black metal you can never again stomach normal metal bands like Slipknot and Metallica. The force of darkness is too powerful

Joey didn’t go to the Metallica concert on Saturday because he only listens to Burzum and Mayhem. “Once you go black you’ll never go back” , he said forcefully, before returning to carving a pentagram.

by Harambe 2020 January 5, 2020