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Its when you are vomiting and while you are vomiting you accidently shit yourself. Like explosive diarreah out your booty as you are puking.
I was puking in the morning and while i was puking I had a Blammie.
Blammie by Melanie Love July 10, 2009
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Gun, usually a large caliber weapon.
Ay cuz, better grab the blammer, this ninja over here is looking like he might need to get served.
blammer by ceerip707 February 8, 2018
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blammin jeans 

1) Worn out pants that you wear when you wouldn't mind if you had a wet scream while at the strip club.

2) Jeans you wear during the lap dance in case you scoop a ladle full of blam chowder in them.
Peter: "Is there touching at the club?"

Joe: "I-I-I don't know, Peter. Maybe."

Peter: "Okay, this is good, this is good. I'll be sure to pack my blammin jeans."
A shiny or pimped out gun, usually for decoration, drug lords, or rich people that want to feel powerful.
"Aye pass me that blammer, bouta pop these fools in in style"
Blammer by Stillbrazy June 18, 2016
A Game or animation voted off newgrounds.com by having a score between 0-1 on the 1-5 user rating.
My SWF got blammed
blammed by BObo D. HObo July 25, 2004
A powerful Handgun (@mskhan08)
Two shot's with the blamer, got rocked with the blamer,
Pussies dropped with the blammer
Blammer by Gus211 May 30, 2018
To get shot by the means of a gun; usually used when the end result is death.
*Yo did you hear about homeboy from around the way?; He got blammed last night.

*I gotta go to the hospital, I heard they just blammed my cousin.
Blammed by LCKY September 9, 2008
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