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the realist nigga u will ever meet a straight thug
man im scared of blalack.
blalack by thugwhitman January 24, 2017

Blalack Middle School 

The worst Middle school in all of CFBISD. Known for its wanna be gangster and annoying 6th graders, 7th grade girls who the will either cheat on every boy, end up as a broke hooker in downtown Dallas, or be a girl in symphonic/honors band that are gay for every girl and fuck eachother, 7th grade boys who make fun of every boy who isn't in athletics or the overweight/not popular kids, and the 8th graders who think they are him. It's shitty staff, it's shitty classrooms. So outdated that F Hall is made of bricks and poorly built classrooms. The stupid counselors and principals. Perry Middle School is built way better than Blalack.
Don't go to Blalack Middle School, the school is so shitty you would want to kill yourself.

Balack Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.
"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.
Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.
Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

ballacked 

With reference to the prowess of the German international soccer star Michael Ballack; can be used to describe an event similar to his power and technique. Reknowned for scoring unstoppable goals and making crunching tackles in the game, describing something as "ballacked" can mean an event was executed precisely, or destroyed beyond repair.
My mate crashed his car yesterday, it was completely "ballacked"
ballacked by Matt Janes August 6, 2006
The most spiffy, funny, cute, cool, hilarious, awesome, cool-goal scoring, fun, talented, nice and great soccer playa' eva'! OMG he is the best! He plays on Germany and Chelsea. He used to play on FC Bayern. He is the Best! OMG! Go Germany! Ballack refers to the best-everything guy eva! Go soccer!
I totally, completely love Ballack!
Ballack by KimiBallack November 11, 2006
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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