Skip to main content
1. Someone who magically appears right when food has been prepared and awkwardly lingers until given some.
" Yo bro! Don't be blaisus!!!"

"No one likes a blaisus"

"Yo man, you hungry? Naw, I just pulled a blaisus on the kids down the hall that hit on your girl friend."
Blaisus by Mr. Trailblaisus April 28, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch

Blaissez faire 

A free market smoke session with copious amounts of greens and minimal government intervention.
It was mad hard getting a hit in that blaissez faire.

Blaissez faire and John Adams?
Blaissez faire by sohney April 1, 2008

Blaisesexual 

When u are In love with Blaise from Harry Potter
Boy:Can I get your number

Y/N:No Im blaisesexual

Chris Blaisure 

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.
I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.
Chris Blaisure by Hasan J August 5, 2009

Schwanzus Blasus 

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.
A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!
Schwanzus Blasus by .NINO February 25, 2019
Blaisse is a faithful and loving person, he is always there if you need him
Blaisse the most handsome in the world
Blaisse by Sthayzeer November 23, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next