BlackPenis 

BlackPenis is a way to say penis on a safe chat

"Stranger: Yoo man whzzz up, BITCH!
You: Your a BlackPenis!"

BlackPenis by Booiou April 6, 2013

blackensippin' 

A black guy sippin'coffe in Sweden.

Wow blackensippin'.

Yah blackensippin'.

blackensippin' by kriki200 April 12, 2022

Blackening the dog's face

The act of pooing and then wiping the remaining excrement away with puppy embossed toilet paper.

Sam: "I love blackening the dog's face, it wipes the smirk right off him."

Blackening the dog's face by Weeagnus December 14, 2009

black penis 

Something black men think is huge and constantly need to tell you said thoughts. In reality, not any bigger than anyone else's.

Jerome wouldn't shut the fuck up about how big his black penis was, so one day after gym I yanked the shower curtain back, exposing his little black needle dick. No wonder his black girlfriend is now with Tom.

black penis by douchebagman00 November 22, 2011

black penis length

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A topic about which there has been a lot of misinformation, myth, fear, and nervous joking.

Many people have it that the "average" penis length of an adult African-American is close to eight inches or more.

Actually, statistics gathered in the USA indicate that on average black men were indeed longer than whites and Hispanics in that area -- but only by about one-third of an inch. Black men have the longest penises, and the shortest. For American men (all races), the average length is about 5 and two-thirds inches, for black men about five and three-quarter inches. The reason the measure of black men did not "swell" the average by a full third-of an-inch is that African-American adult men, as a statistical minority, had fewer men measured as a group than whites and Hispanics, and thus were underweighted in dragging up the average.

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So if you're concerned about black penis length -- don't be.

And don't be upset if your would-be Mandingo turns out to be an Average Joe -- he is more likely that than not.

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black penis length by al-in-chgo March 14, 2010

blackenese 

1) an ethnic mixture of negro and any asian backround.
2) the language spoken by these people

1) Damn foo, that nigga looks blackenese!
2) What the fuck?! Why these niggas speakin blackenese?

blackenese by i forgot April 14, 2003

black penis 

The most lied about penis in the world; one which, in reality, is on average no bigger than any other race's penis. Often times they'll revert to making fake, 22 inch penises on porn sites just so that, at first glance, everyones like HOLY HELL, but then realizes that not only would the lack of circulation caused by a 22 inch penis' erection kill a man, but also that you can see his tiny, black dick and balls underneath the fake dick he attempted to stick them in.

Black guy: Uuuuu wh1te boiz be jealous of my black penis.
White guy: Why?
Black guy: B3cuz it be so long n th1ck LOLZ.
White guy: Well... you don't have much of a buldge considering you wear your pants below your dick...
Black guy cries and runs away

black penis by Trutherstein December 21, 2009