Black River

When an African American male or female urinates on the chest of another human, and it runs down their body like a river.

"OMG Stacey, I finally got to see that black river everyone's talking about."

"Was it worth it?"

"Was completely warm and comforting like everyone said it would be!"

by Big naughty Santa November 14, 2014

Black River Falls

A tiny town in Wisconsin, noted for its complete lack of Taco Bells.

"My family was on vacation in Black River Falls, and that is when my little brother starved to death from taco deprivation."

by Mr. Spock August 13, 2006

black river public school

A really cool learning center that every other high school in the Holland Michigan area loves to hate for basically no reason, i mean yeah there are some retarded kids but u will find nerdy 110 pound walking textbooks anywhere if u look hard enough.

"what high school do you go to"

"oh, i go to black river public school"

"fag"

by bitchtitsyndicate March 22, 2009

Grizzly back river

When you roll your dick in honey, cover it in hair, and then fuck her in the ass.

she said she wanted an animal experience in bed so I gave her the grizzly back river.

by Grande11 August 20, 2016

black reverse cowgirl

when a black man has a black woman sitting on his face and he’s choking on his shlong

you know we tried black reverse cowgirl

by lahlahm2 October 11, 2023

hold back the river

The feeling, specifically after eating spicy food and When you know you have a really big shit coming, but you're nowhere near a bathroom and you have to fight desperately to keep it in. These shits tend to be very liquid, hence the referral to a "River".

Person 1: Man, remeber when we left the James Bay concert and then went for Indian?

Person 2: Yeah, why?

Person 1: Cause i had to really hold back the river until i got home, and when i let it go, it got ugly. I don't think my wife was able to go into our bathroom for the next 3 days.

Person 2: Cheers.

by holdingbackthings January 25, 2016

black uno reverse card

It is when you’re black or a transfer student from an HBCU who transfers to a PWI! Employers preferred a white institution over a black one on your resume!

When you date a black chick and then regret dating her! Then date a different race of women who you refer to as your trophy wife or hoe!

1. I got hazed by the black frat brothers I need to pull a black uno reverse card!

2.

This black woman crazy I better black uno reverse card her for a fine Filipina wife or hoe!

by Cbasm6s November 5, 2023