Bjarke is a boy's name with an origin in old Norse, meaning "Bear" or "Strong Bear", commonly used in Denmark. The key features of a Bjarke is, stunning looks, huge dick, a born womanizer, & generally the coolest fucker you'll ever meet.
"Bjarke is the sexiest man alive", or "Bjarke makes me so wet!"
by SquiddyFuck February 2, 2016
Get the Bjarke mug.The most sad and lonely fuck you´ll ever meet. The name originates from the norse regions and is a common name to have in Denmark. If your name is Bjarke you should just kill yourself. There is no future for you. You will never find a (boy)friend. Thats right you´re automatically gay and you will absoultely never do anything noticeable in life. Fucking die.
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Get the Bjarke mug.The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
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That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.
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Norway rocks because Bjarte lives there.
Sweden is also cool because Bjarte has been there.
Norway rocks because Bjarte lives there.
Sweden is also cool because Bjarte has been there.
by Bjarte January 21, 2004
Get the Bjarte mug.Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.
Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.
Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.
"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?"
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."
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