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The most sad and lonely fuck you´ll ever meet. The name originates from the norse regions and is a common name to have in Denmark. If your name is Bjarke you should just kill yourself. There is no future for you. You will never find a (boy)friend. Thats right you´re automatically gay and you will absoultely never do anything noticeable in life. Fucking die.
hey look that guy over there is a total Bjarke (Fat fuck who will die alone)
Bjarke by HentaiLover6969 May 14, 2018
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boardwalk barker 

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.
The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.
boardwalk barker by jpg3 August 13, 2015
Me: Good boi!
Swedish Dog: Bjärk Bjärk
Bjärk by b6njii November 10, 2017

Zesty Barker 

When one person, persons or thing fart in anothers mouth.
That girl is pretty crazy when she gets drunk, she asked me as soon as I got her to my place for a Zesty Barker, so i couldnt refuse.
Zesty Barker by Huck Steel November 8, 2011
Cute little powerfull norwegian.
We should love Bjarte.
We love Bjarte!
Norway rocks because Bjarte lives there.
Sweden is also cool because Bjarte has been there.
Bjarte by Bjarte January 21, 2004
Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case.
Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill.

Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.
"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?"
"No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."
Bjarne by Elliepopelli May 11, 2021
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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