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Bitchless
Bitchless(derogatory)
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
Adjective
1. The state of having 7,926,327,890 people living on the same planet as you yes having absolutely zero bitches
2. A sad state of being constantly made fun of in the group chat for not having bitches
3. Being Spidey.
Bitchless by Swædoughnim February 14, 2022
Related Words
bitchley • Bitchless • bitchlet • Bitchler • bitchlexic • Bitchly • Bitchely • Bitchey • bitchgey • Bitchless Behavior Syndrome
Eternally Bitchless
The incapability to bag any females at all. Forever unable to communicate effectively with a person of the opposite gender.
Eternally Bitchless by mahcy February 16, 2022
bitchlessness
The state of bitchless; having no bitches whatsoever. This is a deadly virus that occurs in 1 in 3 people over the age of 18. The first signs of bitchlessness can arise during the puberty stage and if not treated by hitting the gym and chasing a bag, it can carry on to the adult life or even worse, become chronic.
Chad: Damn bruh how you still a virgin, I got like 12 bodies and 50 matches on Tinder.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
Joshua: I was just diagnosed with chronic bitchlessness, I knew I should've touched some grass when I had the chance.
bitchlessness by The Warriorz August 2, 2021
Bitchless Behavior Syndrome
It is a condition wherein a person has envious and wishful yet hopeless behavior with regards to romance-related topics and media. It is accompanied by a mix of romantic excitement and dread from the reality of the person's current romantic situation.
It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.
Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.
BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.
Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
It is often caused by said person, who has romantic desires, lacking bitches or any form of romantic love in the present time. Failure to successfully enter a romantic relationship, either due to wasting the opportunity to do so or being scared to make the first move, may also lead to said behavior.
Not to be mistaken with horniness, it oftentimes manifests with non-malicious intent and manner.
BBS may vary in its symptoms and severity from person to person. The most prevalent behavioral change is with the person always wishing to experience couple-related activities, such as holding hands, cuddling, playing together, or spending time together. Said wishes may either be generalized or targeted to a certain someone, fictional or not.
Other symptoms include but is not limited to:
- jealousy of couples that have a successful and happy relationship
- randomly sending flirtatious messages and/or memes in the middle of conversations
- sending material depicting intimate activities with the caption "me with who" or "when will I also experience such"
- fantasizing situations that place them in a happy and wholesome relationship
- depression upon the sight of seeing couple-related activities
Person 1: "you remember that time when Shinobino was fantasizing dating Inaka?"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"
Person 2: "what a fucking simp! he has Bitchless Behavior Syndrome, fr"
Bitchless Behavior Syndrome by TheBitchlessGoat September 11, 2022
Bitchly
n: One who acts like a bitch on a regular basis.
characterized by, or being a bitch.
Originally coined by Amir Blumenfeld
Synonyms : diva roach, floozy, bitch, vamp, shrew
Antonym : saint
characterized by, or being a bitch.
Originally coined by Amir Blumenfeld
Synonyms : diva roach, floozy, bitch, vamp, shrew
Antonym : saint
Jake: That pin says "most bitchly"
Amir: Yeah! yeah it does! But it's a reminder for me to not be such a bitchly!
"Dont be such a bitchly"
Amir: Yeah! yeah it does! But it's a reminder for me to not be such a bitchly!
"Dont be such a bitchly"
Bitchly by fuckingsmut September 7, 2014
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