bitch*mop n. 1. Douchebag of the custodial variety. 2. The quality or property of being a bitchmop. 3. A person having a negative and/or snottish attitude that needs cleaning up. 4. Literal: a bitch who is mopping. slang 1. Used as an adjectival expletive or a form of direct address as in: YO, BITCHMOP.
"Man, those emo-hipster wannabes are such bitchmops."
Similar to Bitmoji, bitchmoji’s are those bitches who don’t share their location with you on snapmaps but expect you to share your location with them
Fuck my roommate is a bitchmoji, she asked why I turned my snapmaps off but she’s had her location hidden since she started fucking that cuntdown the road.
The process in which, the bitch, or the annoying and dumbass girl, annoys a guy, and eventually gaining control of them, making it possible to get answers, or get things from the guy
Gosh, so sad what happened to Joe, bitchmorfia struck him hard. Now he is being controlled like a shit.
Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.