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Bitchmop 

bitch*mop n. 1. Douchebag of the custodial variety. 2. The quality or property of being a bitchmop. 3. A person having a negative and/or snottish attitude that needs cleaning up. 4. Literal: a bitch who is mopping. slang 1. Used as an adjectival expletive or a form of direct address as in: YO, BITCHMOP.
"Man, those emo-hipster wannabes are such bitchmops."

or

"YO, BITCHMOP. GET OVER HERE."
Bitchmop by Jen Burke April 18, 2006

Bitchmoji 

Similar to Bitmoji, bitchmoji’s are those bitches who don’t share their location with you on snapmaps but expect you to share your location with them
Fuck my roommate is a bitchmoji, she asked why I turned my snapmaps off but she’s had her location hidden since she started fucking that cunt down the road.

Bitchmoan 

an abbreviated term substituted for "bitching and moaning."
Bitching and moaning is a colloquialism for constant complaining.
I'm tired of listening to your bitchmoan.
Why does he/she have to bitchmoan so much?
Bitchmoan by Crazy A. November 1, 2009

bitchmosphere 

When you're in a place with a lot of bitches and can feel their bitchy vibe in the atmosphere.
I walked into the exclusive bistro and was overwhelmed by the bitchmosphere.
bitchmosphere by MirandaMBrooke March 29, 2015

bitchmorfia 

The process in which, the bitch, or the annoying and dumbass girl, annoys a guy, and eventually gaining control of them, making it possible to get answers, or get things from the guy
Gosh, so sad what happened to Joe, bitchmorfia struck him hard. Now he is being controlled like a shit.

bitchmonkey 

Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."