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Bitchmop
bitch*mop n. 1. Douchebag of the custodial variety. 2. The quality or property of being a bitchmop. 3. A person having a negative and/or snottish attitude that needs cleaning up. 4. Literal: a bitch who is mopping. slang 1. Used as an adjectival expletive or a form of direct address as in: YO, BITCHMOP.
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Bitchmop • Bitchmobile • Bitchmoji • bitchmonster • bitchmood • bitchtopia • bitchmap • bitchmo • Bitchmoan • bitchmoancomplain
Bitchmoji
Similar to Bitmoji, bitchmoji’s are those bitches who don’t share their location with you on snapmaps but expect you to share your location with them
Fuck my roommate is a bitchmoji, she asked why I turned my snapmaps off but she’s had her location hidden since she started fucking that cunt down the road.
Bitchmoji by Diamond Thunder June 9, 2018
bitchmosphere
bitchmosphere by MirandaMBrooke March 29, 2015
bitchmorfia
The process in which, the bitch, or the annoying and dumbass girl, annoys a guy, and eventually gaining control of them, making it possible to get answers, or get things from the guy
Gosh, so sad what happened to Joe, bitchmorfia struck him hard. Now he is being controlled like a shit.
bitchmorfia by BruhMegaBruhMomento May 24, 2017
bitchmonkey
Many species of monkeys are known for their shit flinging capabilities. Bitches can be anyone of offensive nature. Therefore the bitchmonkey is someone who throws their shit at you just to make you miserable. In the instance of the bitchmonkey the shit is metaphorical for problems, psychological issues, or in rare occasions, actual shit.
"That bitchmonkey ruined my birthday party by having a meltdown at the Chuck-E-Cheese in front of everyone."
bitchmonkey by I have an answer for everything January 6, 2005
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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