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Bitchfixer

Similar to a girlfixer. She is a bitch fighter. Fights girls who cause problems to friends, or sorts of 'drama'. Often called upon by male friends who need another girl taken care of.
Guy one: Dude, this bitch wont stop fuckin sayin shit about my girl.
Guy two: call up Cali, shes a bitchfixer.
Guy one: good idea!
Bitchfixer by Audrawrr July 12, 2009

bitchified

where a girl has her boyfriend on a leash;
he does every thing for her.
Matt: "Dude, let's go to the movies on friday."
John: "Sorry, I'm going with Nina so she can get a haircut then she wants to go shopping."
Matt: "Man, your so bitchified"
bitchified by KiTTy/MARiE 1 August 13, 2008

Bitchify 

To relegate someone to a subservient post; to make someone your bitch.
Man, I broke Tony's Playstation, but I don't have the money to pay for it. Now he's bitchified me!
Bitchify by Maire November 27, 2004

Bitchified

Kicking someone ass so bad they act like it doesn't hurt cause they got beat so bad
Storms got bitchified on the bus so bad he don't remember what happened
Bitchified by Tanner Westbury March 27, 2009

Bitchifier 

Something or someone that makes someone so bitchy to everyone.
Guy1: Look at (name1) over there getting pissed at that annoying son of a bitch
Guy2: I don't blame him, (name2) is a real bitchifier
Bitchifier by baldy45 November 21, 2011

Bitchifer 

Any hot babe named Jennifer who happens to be a real bitch.
Fred: Jennifer has the hottest ass.

Barney: Too bad she's a real bitch.

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John: Have you met Bitchifer yet?

Mel: No, who is that?

John: She's the really hot looking bitch down the hall.

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Frank: Why does Bitchifer have to be so good looking? Looking at her makes me both horny and angry.
Bitchifer by FlipperAche July 29, 2012
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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