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Bitchifier 

Something or someone that makes someone so bitchy to everyone.
Guy1: Look at (name1) over there getting pissed at that annoying son of a bitch
Guy2: I don't blame him, (name2) is a real bitchifier
Bitchifier by baldy45 November 21, 2011
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bitchrified 

When someone gets pussy whipped to the point where he is converted into a bitchboy.
Ben: Hey what happened to Arthur he used to be so cool
Joe: Didn't you hear? He was bitchrified by a ten dollar hoe. He'll do anything to please her.
bitchrified by Jackerdor December 24, 2015

Bitchification

A term coined by professor Dr. E. Meyrowitz as a synonym for colonization.

If a group of people become colonized, they become the colonizer's bithches.

An area that has been colonized can also be said to be bitchified.
Bitchification by the English was meant to expand their empire.
Bitchification by krogal April 17, 2009

bitchfield 

Bitchfield is a small village in Lincolnshire, England, consisting of two groups of buildings connected by Dark Lane, known as Bitchfield and Lower Bitchfield, collectively called Bitchfield. It lies on the B1176, running east and parallel to the A1 road, and south east of Grantham.
Bitchfield a Real place
bitchfield by Levlife October 6, 2008

bitchilibrium

When two people, stereotypically women, are so bitchy to each other that they create a sort of balance, and actually manage to have a functioning pseudo-friendship.
*Sarah and Jane are having a coffee together. Cindy walks by and says hello*

Cindy: Hey loser, how's life being the tubbiest girl in town?
Sarah: Better than having the ugliest face in town.
Cindy: Coming to Steve's party tonight, or weren't you invited?
Sarah: Actually it's Tom's party, if he'd invited you himself, you would have known!
Cindy: Oh wonderful! See you tonight girls!

*later*

Jane: I don't know how you can stand her. She's such a bitch to you.
Sarah: Yeah, but it's weird... I just dish it right back, and we seem to have sort of reached a bitchilibrium.
bitchilibrium by hooshpartitions April 17, 2009

Bitchfield 

A real place in England probably where my ex-girl was born.
I went to Bitchfield last year and it smelt like shit pussy

bitchification

Mike's girlfriend really has him whipped. The bitchification has begun.
bitchification by Shades89 July 20, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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