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Bitchcation 

A girls' trip, where women relax, unwind, and enjoy themselves without the pressures of work or family responsibilities.
Sasha: My group chat just renamed itself “Bitchcation 2025”
Tina: I’m both scared and intrigued.
Sasha: Pack a swimsuit and a strong liver.
Bitchcation by fail-fixer May 11, 2025
Words you can keep

Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

Bitchception 

Bitchception is the act of being bitched by another bitch, including if someone is bitching the other bitch for being a bitch. The bitch of the group will be "bitched out" in a way that makes the other so-called "bitch" of the group bitchin'. I summary, the bitch will be bitching the other bitch which would be bitching another bitch because of the bitches before that made the bitch even more bitch.
Person 1: Did you really invite Derzan? He's such a bitch.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.
Bitchception by Urmummyjay October 12, 2020

bitchuational awareness 

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.
I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

bitchuation 

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.
so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.
bitchuation by Yueng July 18, 2004

Urban Bitchtionary 

What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.
Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."

Bitchatron

One who is excessively bitchy to the point of being considered a maniacal robot without feeling.
Emily Frank was a bitchatron all day to me in B.C.I.S.. And now i feel like crap. Thanks.
Bitchatron by D-Roq February 16, 2006
More from Urban Dictionary

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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