Bitchcation

A girls' trip, where women relax, unwind, and enjoy themselves without the pressures of work or family responsibilities.

Sasha: My group chat just renamed itself “Bitchcation 2025”
Tina: I’m both scared and intrigued.
Sasha: Pack a swimsuit and a strong liver.

by fail-fixer May 11, 2025

Urban Bitchtionary

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."

fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009

Bitchception

Bitchception is the act of being bitched by another bitch, including if someone is bitching the other bitch for being a bitch. The bitch of the group will be "bitched out" in a way that makes the other so-called "bitch" of the group bitchin'. I summary, the bitch will be bitching the other bitch which would be bitching another bitch because of the bitches before that made the bitch even more bitch.

Person 1: Did you really invite Derzan? He's such a bitch.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.

by Urmummyjay October 12, 2020

bitchuational awareness

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

by Yueng July 18, 2004

Urban Bitchtionary

What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.

Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."

by Fred McDicstank June 22, 2008

Bitchatron

One who is excessively bitchy to the point of being considered a maniacal robot without feeling.

Emily Frank was a bitchatron all day to me in B.C.I.S.. And now i feel like crap. Thanks.

by D-Roq February 16, 2006