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Bitchathon

An angry outburst of complaints that lasts for an extended period of time.
When my mom came home from work she started a bitchathon.

Sweet lord in heaven! That woman is on a bitchathon!
Bitchathon by Death Bunny 69 November 27, 2010
Words you can keep

Bitchathon

when a bunch of bitches come together and act bitch made
rob- u goin to da bitchathon tommorow

tone- hell yeah my nigg all the bitch made niggs gon be dere
Bitchathon by blamo April 22, 2008

Bitchathon

To bitch and rant about someone or something, marathon style.
A: Am I going to get an apology for last night?
B: Yeah, sorry, my bitchathon went too far.

C: God, I hate X. He's such a pretentious twat. And really arrogant and smug all the time, he just lords it over everyone.
D: I know what you mean, he rubs it in everyone's faces that he has three jobs and doesn't care that he's offending anyone in the process.
C: I swear he tried to use me for ideas for his work as well.....
Bitchathon by ecloud23 August 7, 2011

Urban Bitchtionary 

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.

Bad Bitchaholic 

A man that is obsessed with high quality women, dime pieces if you will, and will only associate himself(or herself) with the baddest of bitches.
Guy 1: Tron's got it bad son!
Guy 2: What, herpes?
Guy 1: Nah man, all he does is sweat pretty hoes. He's a bad bitchaholic.
Bad Bitchaholic by Kizzythaboss October 24, 2009

Bitchaphobia 

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.
Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!
Bitchaphobia by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010

Bitchacho 

It's the female latino gangsta version of "Muchaho" made from combining the words "bitch" and "muchcho". Bitchacho!
Where my bitchachos at!?
Bitchacho by Mikey The Comic August 4, 2009
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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