The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

bitchuational awareness by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

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bitchuation

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

bitchuation by Yueng July 18, 2004

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Urban Bitchtionary

What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.

Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."

Urban Bitchtionary by Fred McDicstank June 22, 2008

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Bitchatron

One who is excessively bitchy to the point of being considered a maniacal robot without feeling.

Emily Frank was a bitchatron all day to me in B.C.I.S.. And now i feel like crap. Thanks.

Bitchatron by D-Roq February 16, 2006

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