bitch-cation 

When your girlfriend or significant other is pissed at you, but instead of telling you why, she spends the next month or so seething silently with active bitch-face, criticizing everything you do - until she finally forgives you for what she's really mad about.

My wife took a real bitch-cation last week - she must have been mad about how I lost my job and I couldn't pay the mortgage this month.

bitch-cation by JESTER281 April 20, 2017

Bitch-a-cating 

The act of bitching for an incredibly protracted period of time. Usually perpetrated by a female onto her man during important televised sporting events, ie. The final four, Superbowl etc. Or possibly in public due to her perceived issues with the male taking too long of a optic moment with an attractive female. Additionally, bitch-a-cating can be induced by non performance situations such as, dirty dishes in the sink, soiled clothes on the bathroom floor, empty beer bottles in the TV room.

FML dude, the ol' ball and chain was bitch-a-cating thru the whole pay-per-view fight last night.

Bitch-a-cating by FastlaneZ November 28, 2010

bitchuational awareness 

The ability to maintain a constant, clear mental picture of relevant information and the tactical situation including friendly and threat situations with the opposite sex. Particularly useful when trying to negotiate an event or occasion where there are multiple girlfriends or love interests in attendance.

Also used to ascertain the status of a recent ex-girlfriend.

I need your help maintaining bitchuational awareness. Jill and Jenn both showed up at the party and I need to keep them separated

bitchuational awareness by k1llsw1tch July 11, 2010

bitchuation 

1. A situation with bitches. 2. When a group of females all pretend to be friends but in fact they all hate each other, talk shit, doublecross, backstab and gossip. 3. When chicks make thinly veiled insulting remarks to each other while trying to maintain an otherwise friendly outward demeanor.

so-and-so told cheerleader she looked hot in her new outfit but then totally talked smack about her with what's her face and the ugly one. what a bitchuation.

bitchuation by Yueng July 18, 2004

bitchuation 

A situation in which the girl you're involved with turns out to be a bitch.

Clint: "So are you and Lauren still together?"

Bo: "Naw, I got the hell out of that bitchuation."

bitchuation by Bo Brasher June 11, 2007

Bitchuation 

The word bitchuation (a smoothly-put-together combination of "bitch" and "situation"), is usually used in a moment of inquiry. That is, when one man asks another what the status is on females that will be in attendance at a given event.

Harlan: Yo man what's our bitchuation for this evening?

John: Gotta couple'a dimes comin' along to the Mil to party!

Harlan: Hell yeah, that's what's up.

Bitchuation by harlangroll March 25, 2011

Bitchuation 

Bitchuation- (bitch-u-A-shun) A male who appears to pms like a bitchy female and bitches and is dramatic. Also if u find yourself saying he is a real female or a vajay you could call that person "the Bitchuation"

" When he did not get his way today he caused a real bitchuation "

" Watch out here comes "The Bitchuation"

Bitchuation by Anita Nubaws February 16, 2010