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Bitchception 

Bitchception is the act of being bitched by another bitch, including if someone is bitching the other bitch for being a bitch. The bitch of the group will be "bitched out" in a way that makes the other so-called "bitch" of the group bitchin'. I summary, the bitch will be bitching the other bitch which would be bitching another bitch because of the bitches before that made the bitch even more bitch.
Person 1: Did you really invite Derzan? He's such a bitch.
Person 2: Yeah, I felt like I needed the bitchception that happens when you two talk to each other.
Person 1: Man, you're such a bitch!
Person 2: Exactly what I mean.
Bitchception by Urmummyjay October 12, 2020
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bitchception 

When someone you know gets bitched out by someone else you know, then they both complain to you about getting bitched out and having to bitch out the other respectively. By the end of it you feel like you yourself have been bitched out.
Person 1: Susie got bitched out by Mac for leaving her fucking clothes on the floor again. Then Susie bitched to me about getting bitched out, and Mac bitched to me that he had to bitch Susie out. It's exhausting listening to all of their bitching!

Person 2: What a drag, that's total bitchception.
bitchception by kanchi19 February 4, 2017

Bitchumptions 

The uncanny talent young females have to make bitchy assumptions over situations they have not yet looked into. Also better defined as blowing shit way out of proportion.
"I think the other shoes look better." - Guy

"Oh so your saying im fat and ugly and your cheating on me?" - Bitch

"Woman, stop with the bitchumptions before you get skull fucked." - Guy
Bitchumptions by DOFOO June 18, 2009

witchception

She's a witchception
witchception by Gypsy soul July 19, 2019

Bitchcation 

A girls' trip, where women relax, unwind, and enjoy themselves without the pressures of work or family responsibilities.
Sasha: My group chat just renamed itself “Bitchcation 2025”
Tina: I’m both scared and intrigued.
Sasha: Pack a swimsuit and a strong liver.
Bitchcation by fail-fixer May 11, 2025
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