Bitch Proof

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.

Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S

Bitch Proof by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014

Words you can keep

Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

Bitch Poof by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

Related Words

Bitch Proof • Bitch Poof • Bitch • Bitch Boy • bitch ass nigga • Bitch Tits • bitch slap • Bitch Made • Bitch Lasagna • bitch face

BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

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age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

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board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

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young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

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grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

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