Bitch Proof

To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.

Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S

Bitch Proof by Quinceañera Jones November 15, 2014

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Bitch Poof

An addition to a hairstyle that has become popular with many bitches. Generally, the bangs or front of the hair are brushed back over the top of the bitches head and clipped into place, made neat in appearance with copious amounts of hair spray and brushing. This makes the shape of a poof. A large bitch poof denotes an exceedingly bitchy girl.

The bigger the bitch poof, the bigger the bitch.

Bitch Poof by Kr1574 December 16, 2008

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BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

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BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

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BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

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BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

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BitchProof

BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.

“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."

BitchProof by Papa Aslan October 8, 2016

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

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