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BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 08, 2016
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To take the necessary precautions to completely secure any object, person, or area, from your main bitch's prying eyes, nosy intrusive nature, and any other related bitchery of the sort. This could be anything, from clearing all that damn porn from your browser history, to getting rid of all the bitch brew cans accumulated in your room from last night and hiding that navy blue tank top on the ground, which CLEARLY isn't your girlfriends, before she gets home and starts asking you 1000 fucking questions and you want blow your god damn brains out.
Oh SHIT, I completely forgot to bitch proof my phone from Sara, I really hope she doesn't go through my texts today.. :S
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BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 08, 2016
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BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 08, 2016
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BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 08, 2016
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BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 08, 2016
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BitchProof: Something of such high quality, elegance, and style that it begets zero complaints or bitching; rather it inspires instant admiration and/or desire.
“I think my girl will be so happy with our 4th of July trip to Vegas. We’re staying at Mandalay Bay and they have the most BitchProof pool of any resort in Las Vegas.”

“Wow! Your place looks AMAZING son!”
“Yeah, Trisha is coming over for the first time so I figured I should BitchProof the place to make a solid impression.”

“That new Tesla is the most BitchProof of executive automobiles.”

“Adonis Creed gave up his BitchProof lifestyle to go to Philly and train with Rocky Balboa and make his own path in life.”

"Live a BitchProof life."
"BitchProof yourself."
"Live BitchProof."
by Papa Aslan October 08, 2016
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