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Bitch itch 

Term for the annoying itch in the female genital region caused by pubic hair growing back after having been shaved off.
Damn, I knew I should have waxed instead of shaving! Now this bitch itch is going to drive me nuts all day!
Bitch itch by Kablooper October 22, 2009

Bitch Itch 

When you suddenly have an itch on your...you know...in front of your crush, your boss, or your parents.
*discretely texting BFF* Ummmm, im in an awkward situation, Jen...
What? Oh, you have a bitch itch again?

In front of Micheal!
Shit!
Bitch Itch by I'M MIKEY BEACHES March 11, 2016

bitch-itch

the need for dirty sex with a naughty girl
the wife is ok, but now and then i just have to have a bitch.such is a bitch-itch.
bitch-itch by brucey baby March 14, 2007

Bitch-itch Mitch 

When a flaming liberal forces themselves on senior U.S. Senator Mitch McConnell (R-KY) with the sole intent to grab his saggy old turtle balls.
Person 1: I hate senator McConnell! He looks like a turtle. Besides, he wants to increase tax cuts for the rich and defund Social Security.

Person 2: I agree, he's such an ignorant dick. I think it is high time we bitch-itch Mitch!

Itchy Bitchy 

You got dandruff on your snatch
Itchy Bitchy by Unholy Roller July 28, 2017

Itch Bitch 

When a small bug, unidentified, bites you and it begins to spread mad itches all over your skin.
Bro, I think I just got bit by an Itch Bitch!
Itch Bitch by lKing May 15, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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